Tuesday, May 09, 2006

"Your bed is giving me ideas."

Um, so my home computer died. It's an iMac G5 and it's only a year and a half old
. . . and six months past warranty. Me no happy. Logistics are a nightmare. Imagine me trying to get a 30 lb computer to Soho when I live in Brooklyn. Ugh.

In happier news, I threw a VERY successful post Cinco de Mayo lesbian house party on Saturday night. A dozen people, including myself, crammed into my apartment and proceeded to have the type of party I always aspired to have whilst living in DC. And because I'm the Grand Poobah of Gayness, my party led to some some interesting events/observations:

- I apparently own a "mojo bed."
- At one point there were THREE Lesbians in my "mojo bed."
- One Lesbian straddled me and gave me a back massage in my "mojo bed."
- The "Tequila Fairy" showed up around midnight.
- I drunkenly made a spinach and brie omelette at 1 am to impress a hot girl with my skilz.
- I was pronounced "totally lickable" by one guest.

Now dear readers, why am I still single? The mojo bed is primed and ready for action.


EnnuiHerself said...

First rule of the mojo bed: No swan diving.

Second rule: Get the tequila fairy in the mojo bed.

Apparently my computer woes are contagious. Sorry about that. :(


nycrouge said...

Actually the old mojo bed was retired because, ahem, you and La both broke it with swan dives.

This one is a sturdy metal frame.

And the Tequila Fairy has a girlfriend. Hmpf.