"WARNINGS! I AM A ROBOT!"

Break out your faux Burberry tracksuits and imitation bling, 'cause come May 30th, I'll be seeing Goldie Lookin' Chain at the Bowery Ballroom.

What? Who?

I know GLC, a Welsh rap group (yes I just said Welsh and rap in the same sentence), are known to about 1.9% of the American population, so much of the humo(u)r and references may be lost here. But these are the makers of such international (UK and Ireland) hits as "Your Mother's Got a Penis" and "Guns Don't Kill People Rappers Do."

It's chav time, boys and girls.