"Oh dear, is this the end of my career?"

So when life turns utterly shit, it's always good to watch a little Bridget Jones since I'm always interested in watching someone who's more incompetent at life than I. But what the fuck! She gets far more action and gets to go to freaking Thailand. That bitch. Oh but wait, there's that Thai prison bit and she teaches everyone the lyrics to "Like A Virgin" so she's not a bitch after all.

Bare with my by bit of schadenfreude here. I'm enjoying my view of the bottom.

Awww . . . but she gets (back) with Mark Darcy in the end. My cold, stone heart is melted revealing the girly girl that I am.