"You could have saved yourself a lot of money by investing in some duct tape."

This lack of glasses is becoming one goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation (to quote Brokeback Mountain). I've spent all day trying to defy the laws of gravity with the remnants perched on my nose, but naturally they keep wanting to fall down. If my job weren't so heavily reliant on me having to read editorial changes and enter them into layout, I would have given up long ago.

And to think I woke up in such a good mood! Laying in my bed this morning and willing myself to get up and shower, I felt as though everything was possible. New job! New girlfriend! World domination! Yes! Yes! Yes! I am a woman of action!

Or at least I will be once I get my new glasses.