Tuesday, June 20, 2006

"Don't put all your lesbian eggs in one basket."

All this talk of naked fun and blog disclosure has me examining my own current relationship status. In other words, I'm bored.

Yes, bored.

I haven't talked to Val since last Saturday night and an attempt to invite her to join me for margaritas on Sunday resulted in getting her voice mail. It's Tuesday and nary a peep from her. Contact over the past couple weeks has been spotty at best, though I'll concede that part of the problem is that she didn't have email access at home and work time has been kray-zee, but there's this other invention called the cell phone that I hear works wonders for communication.
When I previously told Val I wanted a normal relationship, I should have also specified that a phone call once and a while was part and parcel of normal. And yes, this isn't supposed to be "super serious," but I'm not going to accept a relationship that only exists when it's convenient to her.

So there.

While the sex is nice, I'm coming to the realization that I'm far more on the chocolate side of vanilla. What does this mean? It means that I need passion. I need hot, dirty sex. I need to feel like I'm consuming my partner and they are consuming me. I need -- dare I say -- some kink. And the awful thing is that I can't stop using my day long bed romp with Anne as a yardstick.

What the fuck is wrong with me?


Mr. Bad Apologies said...

Bollocks to Val! You definitely deserve dirty DIRTY lady lovin. I'm talking a shower before AND A shower after is necessary (unless you like it even dirtier), and sheets that need to be washed afterwards. Have you tried an 18yo? They don't have crah-zee job schedules, and energy for miles. Or maybe an artist...

nycrouge said...

Believe it or not, the idea of a "barely legal" lesbian is just not that appealing.

I like the idea of an artist though . . . a dirty DIRTY artist who likes the hot lady lovin' AND sends me an email once and a while.

Red said...

A wedding, the "barely legal" boyfriend, the fling with the other team, it doesn't seem that I've been gone that long, but I guess I really have.

I would have written (well I actually have been writing, I've just been deleting my posts) blog of my own, but my news just seems bland in comparison. For people who are used to reading Rouge's blog, and J-Wo's guest entries, I will spare you. For my own friends, who might have a higher tolerance for my updates, feel free to check my blog, I promise to actually leave this blog entry up for more than a few hours.

Although, it seems like a fun trend to just join everyone else and just post my blog entries on Rouge's page!!! :)