Monday, June 19, 2006

"This is a very proud day here."

Sunday morning.

I've overslept and need to get into the shower if I want to make it to brunch on time. A habitual check of my cell phone reveals the blue voice mail icon. I hit info and see that someone called and left a message at 4:59 am. Since no one ever calls me at
5 am, I assume someone is dead. After dialing into my voice mail inbox, this is the message I hear:

Hey Rouge!

It's J-Wo. It is . . . 5 am on Sunday and I just wanted you to be the first call that I made.

I have just slept with a woman.

This is a very proud day here. So, I hope you're having a good weekend and I'll talk to you soon! Bye!

J-Wo has obviously taken this whole kissing a girl resolution one step further. I later play the message for assorted Lesbian Club members who find it highly amusing.


Mr. Bad Apologies said...

Shock, and yet pride that I was even remotely instrumental in allowing this to transpire. Yes, Saturday night was our own OFtL. WooHoo!

I am now on the phone with highlevel office officials, who are wasting my time not listening to what I'm saying, so I'm blog commenting instead...

J-Wo said...

Stay tuned for more details, right here on Post No Bills--your home for Write Again Soon sex stories.

ada said...

Always enjoy your blog for its wit and dramatic flair... And while J-Wo knows I'm a regular reveler in your escapades, I *cannot* believe I had to read this blog, in order to discover her monumental news. Detail better be forthcoming soon, Ms, Write Again Soon!

Bastish said...


Not completely shocked (just because you seemed to be headed in that "experimental direction" with some of your posts), but I *am* envious - not that you got to sleep with a woman (I did that once a long time ago) but just that you still have some spice and interesting hapenings in you life!

PS. Do you really thing that "parents and conservative friends" did not click?