Wednesday, April 23, 2008

"The only reason I'm not laughing harder at this is because I am horrified of this happening."

What I was trying to allude to in some of my previous posts is that there comes a point in a relationship when the illusion fades and the mask slips, boundaries shift and taboos slide. You start to see your partner or girlfriend in all their glorious, awkward humanity. It's inevitable, just as an accidental piece of toilet paper sticking out like white flag is inevitable. The whole point is to see the humor in it, right?

It's not like I've stopped trying to be sexy for Ms. K, although I can get away with not shaving my legs as often. Actually I think I pulled the three day leg stubble thing on our third date. She still kept going home with me.

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