"I imagine that the four days of silence are due, in part, to the dinner party."

Sorry for the long stretch. We'll play some madlibs while I compose my next entry.

I am _______. Yesterday I cooked dinner for _______ people. Later this afternoon, I have a _______. Then I'm supposed to meet up with a _______ who just so happens to read my _______ and created a Craigslist response to my dating manifesto.

You can only use the following words:

hungover
tired
job interview
woman
happy
beer
skateboard
blog
twelve