Friday, March 10, 2006

"Can we just be friends?"

Filed at 7:27 a.m. ET

New York (AP) -- In a stunning blow for Operation Find The Lesbians, a spokeswoman for General Rouge announced that negotiations broke down with the camp known as Anne. The reversal came after last week's breakthrough in the three month OFTL offensive. A released statement reads by Anne reads, "If we stop now, we can still salvage this friendship."

No word on further talks, but the sources close to the general reveal that tackles on neighboring lesbians will continue despite this setback.

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