"No, John Stamos did not play Linda Carter's sister in Wonder Woman."

Operation Find The Lesbians switched in to Phase III yesterday as I realized that if the mountain won't come to Mohammed, then Mohammed must go to the mountain. Translation? I must seek The Lesbians in their natural habitat.

Phase I: Online dating
Phase II: Lesbian Club
Phase III: Field research

Fourth Avenue in Brooklyn hardly qualifies as The Lesbian's natural habitat, but it is the home of Cattyshack -- a two level lesbian bar boasting everything that a gay girl in the city could need: a pool table, selection of beer, and a patio. I observed these accouterments from my bar perch, carefully watching The Lesbians as they moved in small packs around the pool table and identifying many for possible tackling.

Though a Tuesday night was not the best time for proper field research, I was lured to Cattyshack for Trivia Tuesday (what the English would call a pub quiz). Since some of you may be aware of my awesome power to know the most random of facts, I figured I had a good shot at winning. Some of my Lesbian Clubbers helped me form a team and we decimated the competition with our intellectual prowess. And what did we win? A $40 gift certificate to Miracle Grill. I even recruited a hot girl for Lesbian Club. Let's hope she shows up for future events so I can tackle.