"I'm never coming to Brooklyn again!!"

There's an odd phenomena happening in my life right now. No, I'm not talking about Operation Find The Lesbians. I'm talking about how everyone either is getting married or pregnant. I mentioned this to Holly yesterday as we wandered the Metropolitan Museum of Art (what else is there to do during a record setting blizzard?).

"So I need to either get married or pregnant?" she replied.

Please god no, I thought. You getting married and/or pregnant would involve your boss and that's just creepy.

Let's look at the evidence of this recent uptick in nuptuals/babies.

Births last 6 months: 2

Upcoming births for next 7 months: 5

Marriages last 6 months: 1

Upcoming marriages for next 12 months: 6

What's a single lesbian to do?