Wednesday, November 30, 2005

"Can I see you this week? It would make me very very happy."


Um, so the Teutonic Chef Goddess wrote me back. Some more emails were exchanged and the words "cold", "lonely", and "haven't had sex in 6 months" were used.


Uh . . . . why am I having a moral crisis about this? She'll probably turn out to be a man or, as Dennise put it, a stalker who will kill me and eat my heart.

I don't want my heart eaten.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

So, I assume those are phrases she used? -M

nycrouge said...

Yes, those were her words. I am not nearly that forward.

Dennise said...

Okay, that was totally a worse case scenario. She'll probably only eat the more accessible body parts. Such as a finger or big toe.

H said...

Oh no, not your heart. If anything, she'll go after your liver. Should she ask you to get into a bathtub full of ice, run away.

nycrouge said...

One vote for running away . . . check.